Paris and Angelina and Madonna and a little Jamie Lee (Not Jamie Lynn)

Paris Hilton is visiting Vegas with Benji.

Am I the only one who doesn't care? Why is this story so popular? I can see why the whole Angelina baby twins pictures are so exciting. I mean, what could be more exciting than having six kids, right?
I don't think it's newsworthy that Angelina's dad is quoted as being "excited and happy" about the birth of the twins. Of course he is, what the hell is newsworthy about that? I think it would be newsworthy really if he said "I am afraid she won't lose her baby weight" or how about "I'm wondering if she's going to breastfeed them both." Or how about "They're not as cute as I thought they'd be." But happy and excited. Nope. Not newsworthy. Not at all. Everyone else on the planet is happy and excited, too.
I wonder if they're done. I mean, the tabloids (not that I care) made such a stink about her being weak and having all these emergencies, but is it really true? Or are they just making news about nothing. I mean, she could be totally strong and healthy and they just make a big deal about her sitting down or something and acting like she's too tired to stand anymore. Give the girl a break. I'm so glad they moved to that area where they'll be left alone. I would have done the same thing. Hmmm, maybe I will.

And what's the deal with Madonna.
OK, so she's dumping her husband and the guy she's with is dumping his wife. OOh- surprise. Am I the only one who was actually surprised by the idea that she had ever settled down? Remember that sex book she wrote, come on. And this guy she's with, some sports guy. His wife is all upset calling Madonna a home wrecker. Whatever, it's her stupid husband that's with her. It takes two. It's not like Madonna yanked him away by his earlobe. HE is the homewrecker, she's just a

Oh my, I can't believe I am calling a celebrity names based on the stupid tabloid stories. Really, I don't care about these things.

But her books are so stupid. Did you know Madonna wrote some children's books. They're the absolute stupidest things in print. Shallow characters, boring dialogue and complete brainlessness.

Jamie Lee Curtis, she writes good children's books.