Sunday, August 24, 2008

Jason Lee's new baby girl's name Xoo KleenR

I'm always amazed by celebrity baby names. I wonder if I were a celebrity if I would have named my kids stranger things. Jason Lee has a son named Pilot Inspektor, They just had a new baby girl and haven't announced the name yet. I'm voting for "Xoo KleenR" in case they haven't decided yet.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have just had their second child, too. Oldest boy is named Kingston, and the new one is named Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

It all makes Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter "Apple" sound quite peachy.

Penn & Teller (aren't they gay men?) have named their "daughter" Moxie Crime Fighter

Jamie Oliver has daughters named Poppy Honey, Dixie Boo and Dixie Dot (I wonder if they're twins?)

Bob Geldoff (who is that?) has daughters named Fifi Trixibelle and Peaches Honeyblossom. It just makes me want to puke.

So- if you plan to become famous, I advise you have your children first. That's what I did. Otherwise, I might have named them something stupid. If Jason Lee doesn't choose Xoo KleenR, maybe Lil qT, Strudel Noodler, or MuMu Lampshade Boppity Lee or Finnicky Pineapple.


for more stupid celebrity names check this list at stupidcelebrities.com

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